Lyrics:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...ItÂ's me again, the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up, but was the girl or was
it the music? As you can see...girls, music, disease, heartbreak... they all go
together... Joe found out the hard way, but his troubles were just beginning...
his mind was so messed up... he could hardly do nothin'... He was in a
quandary... being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his own steaming
desires... the guys was a wreck... so ...what does he do? For once, he does
something SMART... he goes out... and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover...
at the First Church of Appliantology!