Lyrics:

We Don't Smoke Marijuana In Muskogee,
we Don't Take No Trips On Lsd;
we Don't Burn No Draft Cards Down On Main Street,
but, We Love Livin' Right, And Bein' Free.

we Don't Make A Party Out Of Lovin',
we Like Holdin' Hands And Pitchin' Woo;
we Don't Let Our Hair Grow Long And Shaggy,
like The Hippies Out In San Francisco Do.

and I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee,
a Place Where Even Squares Can Have A Ball;
we Still Wave Old Glory Down At The Courthouse,
white Lightnin's Still The Biggest Thrill Of All.

--- Instrumental ---

leather Boots Are Still In Style For Manly Footwear,
beads And Roman Sandals Won't Be Seen;
a Football's Still The Roughest Thing On Campus,
and The Kids Here Still Respect The College Dean.

now, I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee,
a Place Where Even Squares Can Have A Ball;
we Still Wave Old Glory Down At The Courthouse,
white Lightnin's Still The Biggest Thrill Of All.

white Lightnin's Still The Biggest Thrill Of All...