Lyrics:

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph humphrey (drums)
Sal marquez (trumpet, vocals)
Tom fowler (bass)
Bruce fowler (trombone)
George duke (keyboards, synthesizer)
Ruth underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion)
Ian underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone)
Jean-luc ponty (violin, baritone violin)
Ricky lancelotti (vocals)
[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

Well, my dandruff is loose
An’ my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain’t cute
An’ my voice is ka-poot

But that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

Ain’t gonna sing you no love song
How my heart is all sore
Will not beg your indulgence
’cause you heard it before

But that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain’t no great revelation
But it wasn’t too long

But that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say