Lyrics:

(1)
Old mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare,
And my last few cheques are bouncing everywhere.
No scraps for the cat, no bone for the dog,
And I'm loosing all my friends, because my phone's cut off !
The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door
He's taken everything, but he still wants more
I give all I can take, it's a world against me,
So how do I make a bankrobbery?

Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me

(2)
Black thick stockings, and I can't see a sausage;
To the bank with a water-pistol in my pocket,
And the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy,
Knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking.
I say 'Hands up! Please! Everybody just freeze
All hit the deck with your hands behind the neck!'
Then a granny turns around and says 'Sonny Jim,
You'd see there was a queue,
If you'd removed that thing!'

Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery

A Bankrobbery

Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery

(3)
After hours of waiting I was standing at the desk
When the kids said 'Mummy, that black man has wet himself!'
I said 'Look up there, there's a camera watching me,
I'm a little bit nervous, it's my first time on TV'
I said 'I'm nasty and ambitious and my hand's on the trigger,
It's your money or your live!' but she didn't lift a finger,
The cassier said 'Sonny, stop messing around!'
I said O.K., sorry! I-I-I-I'd like to open an account.

Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery

Ending:

Baa-Baa Bankrobbery,
Baa-Baa Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Oh-Eh-Ah-Ohh-Ohohoo,

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ehh-Uhh-Uhuhuu

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Das Böse ist immer und Überall

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall,
Ehh-Uhh-Uhuhuu

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
No money for nothing, for woofi and me