Lyrics:

Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)
Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:
This town.. this town..
Is just a Sealed
Tuna Sandwich
Sealed
Tuna Sandwich
With the wrapper glued ...
It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack
It's just a rancid little snack
In a plastic bag
From a matron in La Habre with a blown-out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe off of Jimmy Carl Black