Lyrics:

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Mark volman & howard kaylan:
This town.. this town..
Is just a sealed
Tuna sandwich.
Sealed
Tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued ...
It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack.
It's just a rancid little snack
In a plastic bag
From a matron in la habre with a blown-out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe off of jimmy carl black.