Lyrics:

Hello, teenage America
My name is Suzy Creamcheese
I'm Suzy Creamcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either, and um
Actually I really fucked up in Europe
Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my Mothers