Lyrics:

Eat your greens
Don't forget your beans & celery
Don't forget to bring
Your fake i.d.
Eat a bunch of these
Magnificent
With sauerkraut
Mmmmmmmmmmm
Sauerkraut
Eat a grape, a fig
A crumpet too . . .
You'll pump 'em right through
Doo-wee-ooo

Eat your shoes
Don't forget the strings
And sox
Even eat the box
Your bought 'em in
You can eat the truck
That brought 'em in
Garbage truck
Mmmmmmmmmmmmouldy
Garbage truck
Eat the truck & driver
And his gloves
Nutritiousness
Deliciousness
Worthlessness