Lyrics:

Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Billy mundi (drums)
Roy estrada (bass)
Don preston (keyboards)
Bunk gardner (woodwinds)
Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

(one, two, buckle my shoe)
(do-dos, and yips yips, assorted improv)

I tired to find how my heart could be so blind,
(wanna buy some penzo? )
Dear
How could I be fooled just like the rest
You came on strong with your
Fast car and your class ring
Sad eyes and your ... ...
I fell for the whole thing
I don't regret for having met
Up with a girl who breaks hearts
Like they were nothing at all (here's one for mother)
I've done it too
Now I know just what it feels like