Lyrics:

Roll up, roll up
For one night only
Your listless poor and
You're lost and lonely

She'll only show you
If you don't know and
Scream at you through a
3-D sex show

Seedy sex
Through 3-D specs too

I think I like this
But I don't think I like this
Oh I think I like this
But I don't like to think this
I think I like this
No I don't think I like this
I think I like it like this
I think I like this

3-D sex show
3-D sex show
They have sex
So you don't have to
3-D sex show
3-D sex
You can watch them go
All the way

Fall in love
With MTV and
I can't touch you and
You can't look at me

Mouth to mouth
To the sound of music
Risk it all
By exchanging fluids

Lustful torments
In a tenement basement

I think I like this
But I don't think I like this
Oh I think I like this
But I don't like to think this
I think I like this
No I don't think I like this
I think I like it like this
I think I like this

3-D sex show
3-D sex show
They have sex
So you don't have to
3-D sex show
3-D sex
You can watch them go
All the way x5