Lyrics:

What ever happened to my college Belle
When did she turn into the wife from hell

Hey little cringemaker
What are we coming to
Sweet little cringemaker
My little cringemaker
What have they done to you
Sweet little cringemaker

In the beginning we rode high on the hog
Down in the kitchen now it's dog eat dog

Our little cringemaker
Up on the second floor
Sweet little cringemaker
Hey little cringemaker
Who locked the bedroom door?
Yeah, little cringemaker
Sweet little cringemaker
Ooh, Whatever happened to my ha ha yeah
Sweet little cringemaker

And every time I go to make my play
She rolls mighty boulders in my way

Hey little cringemaker it's such a bumpy ride
Sweet little cringemaker
My little cringemaker thought you were on my side

And every time I get to have my say
She just laughs and looks the other way

Oh little cringemaker
This time you hurt my pride
Sweet little cringemaker
My little cringemaker
Where am I gonna hide
Sweet little cringemaker
Ooh, Whatever happened to my ha ha yeah
Sweet little cringemaker

Nobody told us when we started out
Just what this life is really all about
Sometimes I wonder and you do too
If I could do it all over would I
Still do it all over you?

Yeah
Sweet little cringemaker

Yeah, Woah

Darling down, oh

She calls me daddy and I just go numb
Down in the bottom where the love comes from
Oh little cringemaker
What happened on the way
Sweet little cringemaker
My little cringemaker
To where we are today
Sweet little cringemaker

I try to figure but I'm way too dumb
How we got here from where we started from
Oh little cringemaker
I guess we always knew
Sweet little cringemaker
My little cringemaker
Who we would turn into
Sweet little cringemaker

Sweet little cringemaker
Ooh, Whatever happened to my ha ha yeah
Sweet little cringemaker

Uh, huh
Sweet little cringemaker

Sweet little cringemaker

Sweet little cringemaker