Lyrics:

I dont want french fried potatoes,
Red ripe tomatoes,
Im never satisfied.
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafa on the side.

I dont want pork chops and bacon,
That wont awaken
My appetite inside.
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafa on the side.

A fella really got to eat
And a fella should eat right.
Five will get you ten
Im gonna feed myself right tonight.

I dont want fish cakes and rye bread,
You heard what I said.
Waiter, please serve mine fried
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafa on the side.

~interlude~



A fella really got to eat
And a fella should eat right.
Five will get you ten
Im gonna feed myself right tonight.

I dont want fish cakes and rye bread,
You heard what I said.
Waiter, please serve mine fried
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafa on the side.

(now if you dont have it, just bring me a check for the water!)