Lyrics:

[verse]
he's Got Everything He Needs, He's An Artist, He Don't Look Back [x2]
he Can Take The Dark Out Of The Nighttime And Paint The Daytime Black
you Will Start Out Standing, Proud To Steal Her Anything He Sees [x2]
but You Will Wind Up Peeking Through Her Keyhole, Down Upon Your Knees
he Never Stumbles, He's Got No Place To Fall [x2]
he's Nobody's Child, The Law Can't Touch Her At All
he Wears An Egyptian Ring, It Sparkles Before He Speaks [x2]
he's A Hypnotist Collector, You Are A Walking Antique
bow Down To Her On Sunday, Salute Her When Her Birthday Comes [x2]
for Halloween, Buy Her A Trumpet And For Christmas, Give Her A Drum