Lyrics:

If he had a room
He'd paint it white
Avoids the day
Prefers the night
Build sight...
Got a head for figures
No time for bickerers,
(Or so he says)
Prefers the company of a woman.

One... Two... Three... Four...

Finds it more physical
(That's the important word)
Always seen first then heard
Such a rare bird

With praise he glows-
With change he grows-
Finds that important-
Hates waiting-
It's not stimulating-
Likes celebrating-
I can't understand why that is so funny-
That is sex.