Lyrics:

Tell me!

I love you more than all the heroes in all the history books in the world

Tell me!

What a woman! I'll tell ya

There once was a man who loved a woman
She was the one he slew a dragon for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as he
But me, I love you more

Tell me!

And there once was a man who loved a woman
She was the one he gave his kingdom for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as he
But me, I love you more

My love is a giant, fierce and defiant
But how can I prove it to you?
Ain't got no kingdom nor dragon
To back up my braggin'
How can I show what I would do?
I only know there once was a man who loved a woman
She was the one he ate that apple for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as he
But me, I love you more

Tell me!

There once was a woman who loved a man
He was the one that she took poison for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as she
But me, I love you more
There once was a woman who loved a man
He was the one she swam the channel for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as she
But me, I love you more
My love's meteoric, it's merely historic
A whirlwind, a cyclone on wheels
It rocks my whole solar plexus
It's bigger'n Texas
I just can't tell you how it feels

I only know there once was a woman who loved a man
Loved him enough to cause the Trojan War
They say that nobody ever loved as much as she
But me, I love you more, more, more, more!

More than a hangman loves his rope

More than a dope fiend loves his dope

More than an Injun loves his scalps

More than a yodeler loves his Alps

More!

More!

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There once was a man

There once was a woman

Who loved a woman

Who loved a man

She was the one he slew the dragon for

He was the one that she took poison for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as he / she
But me, I love you more!
But me, I love you more!