Lyrics:

Mr. Personality was a single from Gillette’s debut album On the Attack.
The song peaked at #42 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1995 and charted internationally as well.
They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly

Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality
Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality

When I look at you
I go outta my mind
It's like I'm looking at
Someone's behind
You make the children scream
And babies cry
With your crusty teeth
And your bloodshot eyes
You're so ugly
Your dad had to tie a pork chop around your neck
Just to get the dog to play witcha
Ooh that's ugly

They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly

Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality
Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality

No matter what you wear
Your face doesn't match
I don't think you were born
You had to be hatched
Everyone you meet
Gets one hell of a scare
They can't fall asleep
'Cause you're a walking nightmare
You're so ugly
I heard that when you were born
The doctor slapped yo momma
Ooh man that's ugly

They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly

Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality
Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality

You make Frankenstein
Look like Johnny Depp
And when you cross the street
You cause a major car wreck
You asked my grandma
If she needed help with her bags
I never seen an old lady
Run so fast
Geez look at those glasses
Are those coke bottles or something?
Is that your face?
Or did your neck throw up something?

They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
They call you Mr. Personality
Because you're so ugly
You're so ugly

Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality
Mr. Personality
You're so ugly
Mr. Personality