Lyrics:

I've Wined And Dined On Mulligan Stew
and Never Wished For Turkey
i've Hitched And Hiked And Drifted To
from Maine To Alberquque
alas I Missed The Beaux Arts Ball
and What Is Twice As Sad
i Was Never At A Party
where They Honoured Noel Coward
i Was Never At Alma Cogan's Party
a Shame
when He Honoured The Great Divide - Ouh
his Social Circles Move To Fast For Me
my Hobohemia Is The Place To Be

i Get Too Hungry For Dinner At Eight
i Love The Theatre But Never Come Late
i Never Bother With People I Hate
that's Why This Lady Is A Tramp

i Don't Like Crap Games With Barons And Earls
won't Go To Harlem In Ermine And Pearls
won't Dish The Dirt With The Rest Of Those Girls
that's Why This Lady Is A Tramp

i Like The Free Fresh Wind In My Hair
life Without Care
i'm Broke... That's Oke
hate California, It's Cold And It's Damp
that's Why This Lady Is A Tramp

i Like The Free Fresh Wind In My Hair
i'm Broke... That's Oke
hate California, It's Cold And It's Damp
that's Why This Lady Is A Tramp

and I Love It
yes, I'm A Tramp, And I Love It
and I Wish That You Will Come In My Way Yeah
i Wish That You Will Come In My Way Yeah
i Wish That You Will Come In My Way
yes, I'm A Lady
but A Tramp