Lyrics:

Real real real good
Real real real good
You broke the lady's heart in two
A dirty, dirty thing to do
And now you're thinkin' that you're
Real real real good

Real real real nice
Real real real nice
You broke the lady's heart for sure
Evenin' up the score
And now you're thinkin' that you're
Real real real nice

I told you if she was my gal
I'd be treatin' her like a queen
Never never never doin' nothin' gonna make her frown
But if you've got the notion
To be hurtin' her just once more
you better look out
Plannin' on leavin' town
'cause I'll come lookin' for you buddy

(repeat first verse)