Lyrics:

Theres no stoppin the cretins from hoppin
You gotta keep it beatin for all the hoppin cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

Im gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet wont stop doin the Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven

(REPEAT ALL ONCE)