Lyrics:

He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

Phoney monkey toy money lose end soda hands pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just saying.

He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

No fun not happy got no money need a friend a volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in

He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

Cancel Sunday cancel Monday don't look at me I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed n-n-n-need a punch a pop a bang a different song like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog

Yeah
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

Oh we go up down up down up down town again we like the walk the talk don't stop and fall into the quicksand sharp teeth dry heat can't breathe too many sins don't forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink

He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony