Lyrics:

Why Is Everbody Always Pickin On Me?



the Morn That I Was Born My Old Man Beat Up The Doctor

he Clocked The Doctor Cause The Doctor Said I Looked Like Chewbacca

the Doctor Said Sir Youre Misled Sir Which Infers You Mistook Me

i Did Not Mean Your Lovely Wife Was Shackin Up With A Wookie

what I Mean Is Wolverine Is Less Hairy Than Your Son

hes Looks Like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey And Hong Kong Phooey All In One

to Put It Mild Your New-Born Childs Completely Nutty Fu-Fu Lookin

id Shove Him Back Into The Oven Until He Is Done Cookin

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause My Fifteen Year-Old Cousin Has Less Acne

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

aint Brushed Them Teeth Since 1983

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause You Got The Grooming Habits Of A Chimpanzee

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause Youre White But You Got A Nose Like Bill Cosby

whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

always Pickin And Rippin Apart Poor Ol Jimmy Pop Ali

i Got A Schnoz Like The cos But Theres A Lot More Wrong With You

so Back Me Up Bill Yea And Youre Ugly Too

so What If I Brush My Teeth With A Piece Of Cheddar Cheese

or Where A Fish Net Shirt By Chams With My Sergio Valenti Jeans

and My Mirror Never Lies But It Always Verifies

i Got More Cheese And Pepperoni Than A Homemade Pizza Pie

you Compare Me To A Monchichi But I Dont Understand

why Im Scorned Like Im Deformed Like The Elephant Man

and Yea I Took My Mom To The Prom But Hey She Asked Me First

but At Least This Time I Didnt Find My Date In The Back Of A Hearse

about As Popular With The Girls With Englebert Humperdink

and That Might Be cause Everybody Calls Me Shrinky Dink

i Know Im Known As Polaroid Im Not A Total Retard

its Cause Im Done In Sixty Seconds And Youll Still Want It Enlarged

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause Ya Wore Velour Flares Until The Late Eighties

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause You Run Like A Girl And Sit Down To Pee

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause Your Only School Chum Was The Lunch Lady

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

you Took Your Mom To The Prom But Still Got Lucky

like That Episode Where Gilligan Gets Sick Of Being Teased

and He Breaks Into The Professors Lab And Makes Some Lsd

peaks Freaks And Eats The Skippers Brains Then Beats Ginger With Coconuts

as Mr. Howell And Lovey Burn Alive Inside Their Grass Hut

oh Hell Kill Again That Gilligan They He Should Of Let Him Be

and Like A Postal Clerk Ill Go Beserk If You Dont Stop Teasing Me

see The Trick Is Only Pick On Those That Cant Do You No Harm

like The Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

the Drummer From Def Leppards Only Got One Arm

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause My Fifteen Year-Old Cousin Has Less Acne

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

aint Brushed Them Teeth Since 1983

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause You Got The Grooming Habits Of A Chimpanzee

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause Youre White But You Got A Nose Like Bill Cosby

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause Ya Wore Velour Flares Until The Late Eighties

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause You Run Like A Girl And Sit Down To Pee

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause Your Only School Chum Was The Lunch Lady

but Whys Everbody Always Pickin On Me?

cause No One Likes You Monkey Boy