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The assembly line is runnin slow on Monday
Theyve been livin it up
And layin up Saturday and Sunday
On Tuesday theyre about to kinda come around
But they still feel bad and theyre down

And mad cause theyve got four more day
Before the weekend rolls around
On Wednesday theyre feelin fine again
And theyre workin like a dog and diggin in

Tryin to do everything they should
Puttin em cars together good
And I got me a car that was made
On Wednesday, on Wednesday

If youre gonna buy yourself a new car
You just better hope youre lucky enough
To get one made on Wednesday

On Thursday the weekend is in sight
And theyre in a hurry and they dont do nothing right
Friday is the worst day of the week
Thats the day they make lemons dogs and freaks
If your car was made on Friday
Friend, youll soon be in the creek

Cause its payday and the loafin has begun
Lord them Friday cars just hope you dont get one
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday
Are all bad days and the only try day is Wednesday

And my car was made
On Wednesday, on Wednesday
If your car wasnt made on Wednesday
Id advise you not to even leave home any