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1980 Writer(s): Carol Grisham Hall (from 'The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas' soundtrack)
It's just a little bitty pissant country place Ain't nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, Plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting old time country place Ain't nothing to high tone Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill But there's nothing dirty going on Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin Now we used to get a lot of rough necks when the oil boom was high But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be It's just a piddly squatting old time country place, nothing to high tone Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, But there's nothing dirty going on
Keep your language clean, girls, keep your bedrooms neat And don't hang around the town cafe and say, 'Hi' on the street Mind your P's and Q's and manors and you don't need no other tools And every gril that lives here knows my special no-no rules Ya, every gril that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be It's just a piddly squatting old time country place, nothing to hide at all Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on
Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat And don't hang around the town cafe and say 'hi' on the street Mind your P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools Because every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules
Yeah every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
Ruby Rae, start 'em!
Beds are not to be wallowed in That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do
And it don't make money! Beatrice!
I won't tolerate no tying up my telephone with other people's business
Eloise honey!
And please don't show us no tattoos No hearts and flowers on your thigh
It's downright tacky
Brands belong on cattle, and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's
Do you catch my drift? I pay the food and the rent and the utilities You keep your mind on your work responsibilities Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along Dawn!
Any bad habits you come in with, get rid of right now
Tatty Joe!
I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow
Lindy Lue!
Any one taking sick leave oughta be real sure they're sick
And every time you hear that bell You better get here double quick
And as for pimps Pimps are something you don't need To get your daily business done Are you listening good? Keep them leeches and blood suckers off the back roads I know how to use a gun And nobody messes with my girls
And any questions you might have about the way I run this place Don't gripe and whine behind my back Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that-a-way
She pays the food and the rent and the utilities We keep our mind on our work responsibilities Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, Nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, Plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting old time country place, Nothing to high tone Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill But there's nothing dirty going on Nothing dirty going on
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