Lyrics:

Hit It!
this Aint No Disco
it Aint No Country Club Either
this Is La!

all I Wanna Do Is Have A Little Fun Before I Die,
says The Man Next To Me Out Of Nowhere
its Apropos
of Nothing
he Says His Names William But Im Sure,
hes Bill Or Billy Or Mac Or Buddy
and Hes Plain Ugly To Me
and I Wonder If Hes Ever Had A Day Of Fun In His Whole
life
we Are Drinking Beer At Noon On Tuesday
in A Bar That Faces A Giant Car Wash
the Good People Of The World Are Washing Their Cars
on Their Lunch Break, Hosing And Scrubbing
as Best They Can In Skirts In Suits

they Drive Their Shiny Datsuns And Buicks
back To The Phone Company, The Record Store Too
well, Theyre Nothing Like Billy And Me, Cause

[chorus]
all I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun
i Got A Feeling Im Not The Only One
all I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun
i Got A Feeling Im Not The Only One
all I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun
until The Sun Comes Up Over Santa Monica Boulevard

i Like A Good Beer Buzz Early In The Morning
and Billy Likes To Peel The Labels
from His Bottles Of Bud
he Shreds Them On The Bar
then He Lights Every Match In An Oversized Pack
letting Each One Burn Down To His Thick Fingers
before Blowing And Cursing Them Out
and Hes Watching The Bottles Of Bud As They Spin On
the Floor

and A Happy Couple Enters The Bar
dangerously Close To One Another
the Bartender Looks Up From His Want Ads

chorus

otherwise The Bar Is Ours,
the Day And The Night And The Car Wash Too
the Matches And The Buds And The Clean And Dirty
cars
the Sun And The Moon But

chorus