Lyrics:

Who Can Kill A General In His Bed
overthrow Dictators If They're Red
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Find A Counter-Agent Quick
especially The Ones, Themselves, Of It
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Plan A Riot In Vietnam
who Can Have The Troops Restore The Calm
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Buy A Government So Cheap
change A Cabinet Without A Squeak
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Get A Budget That's So Great
who Will Be The 51st State
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Has Got The Secret-Est Service
the One That Makes The Other Service Nervous
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Cypher Anything With Zeros
not Well Known, But Simply Worth The Heroes.
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Take The Sugar From Its Sack
pour In Lsd And Put It Back
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Squash Republics Like Bananas
simply If They Do Not Like Their Social Manners
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Train Guerrillas By The Dozens
send Them Out To Kill Their Untrained Cousins
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Mine The Harbors Nicaragua
out Hit All The Hitmen Of Chicag-Ua.
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who Can Be So Overtly Covert
sometimes Even Covertly Overt.
fucking-A Man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)

cia Man!

who's The Agency Well-Known To God
the One That Copped His Staff And Copped His Rod
fucking-A Man! Cia Man!
fucking-A Man! Cia Man!
fucking-A Man! Cia Man!
cia Man! Cia Man!
cia Man! Cia Man!
cia Man!

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