Lyrics:

There is no way Im looking
For a boyfriend
There is no way Im looking
For a scene
I need to save some dough
Im a working girl you know
Ill fend attention off; I keep to myself

I love my room
Im getting used to sleeping
Some nights I really like to lie awake
I hear the midnight birds
The message in their words!
The dawn will touch me in a
Way a boy could never touch,
Their promise never meant so much
To me

You have been warned
Im born to be contrary
Backward at school
I wrote from right to left
Teacher never cared for me
Preacher said a prayer for me
God help the girl,
She needs all the help she can get

I sit for hours
Just waiting for his phone call
Ill eat the chocolate
Hidden in the fridge
Ill play his messages
Analyse his intonation
Please stop me there
Im even boring myself

I think of him when Im doing
The dishes
I think of him while looking
In the sink
This aint no play on words
My love for hims absurd
If he gave me a sign
Id think about it for a week,
Id build it up
And then Id turn him down

You have been warned
Im born to be contrary
Backward at school
I wrote from right to left
Teacher never cared for me
Preacher said a prayer for me
God help the girl,
She needs all the help she can get