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Pre-amp, pro-sound performance
Groove tube
Killer caps
You're a Strat cat
Patch in
Dangerous distortion
Serious sustain
Slinky, super slinky
Boomers double-ball ends
It'll phase, it'll flange, it'll fuzz
It's fast, it's flexible
Just feel those frets
A simulated comb filter
For steroizing a mono source
It's got a scaled-down, Strat-style body
With the feel of a Les Paul
Deep cutaways, no pickguard
And a couple of chromebuckers:
Full shred!
Stiff neck, brass nut and an ebony fingerboard
Ball's deluxe