Lyrics:

Some take the bible
For what its worth
When it says that the meek
Shall inherit the Earth
Well, I heard that some sheik
Has bought New Jersey last week
N you suckers aint gettin nothin

Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around
With a napkin on
With a bell on a stick
An your hair is all gone . . .
(The geek shall inherit nothin)

You say yer lifes a bum deal
N yer up against the wall . . .
Well, people, you aint even got no kinda
Deal at all
Cause what they do
In Washington
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE
An NUMBER ONE aint YOU
You aint even NUMBER TWO

Those Jesus Freaks
Well, theyre friendly but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An they dont even care
When the church takes a cut
Aint it bleak when you got so much nothin
(So whaddya do? Hey!)
Eat that pork
Eat that ham
Laugh till ya choke
On Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron n Abraham . . .
Theyre all a waste of time
N its your ass thats on the line
(ITS YOUR ASS THATS ON THE LINE)

Do what you wanna
Do what you will
Just dont mess up
Your neighbors thrill
N when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip . . .
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE . . .
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room