Lyrics:

Well, late in the summer of 69,
I went downtown, and bought me some wine.
Oh, I drank it down, under the table,
I said Watch me now, Im gon eat the label!
Well, Im a wino-man, dont you know I am?

36, 24, hips about 30.
I see a fine lady and I start talkin dirty.
Boy, she looked over at me, and she raised her thumb.
She said Jam down the road, you bum b-bum bum!
Im a wino-man, dont you know I am?

I went to the country,
and while I was gone,
I lost control of my body functions,
on a roller-headed ladys front lawn.
Im so ashamed, but Im a wino-man, I cant help myself.

I been drinkin all night til my eyes got red.
Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head.
Bugs in my zoot suit. Been scratchin like a dog.
Cant stand no water, and I stink like a hog.

Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too.
Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too.
A five dollar bill, and an overcoat too,
a five dollar bill, and a Florscheim shoe