Lyrics:

[the Hollywood Argyles Is Really Just Gary Paxton]

[lyrics In (Parentheses) Sung By Backup Group Only]

(Oop-Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)

theres A Man In The Funny Papers We All Know
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he Lives way Back A Long Time Ago
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he Dont Eat Nothin But A Bear Cat Stew
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
well, This Cats Name Is-A Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)

he Got A Chauffeur Thats A Genuwine Dinosawruh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
and He Can Knuckle Your Head Before You Count To Fawruh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)

he Got A Big Ugly Club And A Head Fulla Hairuh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
like Great Big Lions And Grizzly Bearuhs
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
(Alley-Oop) Hes The Toughest Man There Is Alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin Clothes From A Wildcats Hide
(Alley-Oop) Hes The King Of The Jungle Jive
(Look At That Cave Man Go!!) (Scream)

he Rides Thru The Jungle Tearin Limbs Offa Trees
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
knockin Great Big Monstahs Dead On Their Knees
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
the Cats Dont Bug Him Cuz They Know Bettah
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
cuz Hes A Mean Motah Scootah And A Bad Go-Gettah
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
(Alley-Oop) Hes The Toughest Man There Is Alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears Clothes From A Wildcats Hide
(Alley-Oop) Hes The King Of The Jungle Jive
(Look At That Cave Man Go!!) (Scream)

thair He Goes,
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
look At That Cave Man Go
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he Sure Is Hip Aint He
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
like Whats Happening
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
hes Too Much
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
ride, Daddy, Ride
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
hi-Yo Dinosawruh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
ride, Daddy, Ride
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
get em, Man
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
like--Hipsville
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)