Lyrics:

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Can you throw ‘em o’er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Are they wrinkle when they’re wet?
Are they straighten when they’re dry?
Can you wear them at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears hang wide?
Do they clap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze?
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With the feeling of elevation?
Do your ears hang wide?


Do your ears fall off?
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground?
Or bounce up with every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket?
Just like Davey Crocket?
Do your ears fall off?