Lyrics:

Were on our own, cousin
All alone, cousin
Lets think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away
You wont be much fun
Being blind, deaf and dumb
But Ive no one to play with today
Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
To find me it would take you a week
But tied to that chair
You wont go anywhere
Theres a lot I can do with a freak

How would you feel if I
Turned on the bath
Ducked your head under
And started to laugh?
What would you do if I shut you outside
To stand in the rain
And catch cold so you died?

Im the school bully
The classroom cheat
The nastiest play friend
You ever could meet
Ill stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet

Were on our own, cousin
All alone, cousin
Lets think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away
You wont be much fun
Being blind, deaf and dumb
But Ive no one to play with today
Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
To find me it would take you a week
But tied to that chair
You wont go anywhere
Theres a lot I can do with a freak

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression
To one of alarm
Ill drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push
At the top of the stairs

Im the school bully
The classroom cheat
The nastiest play friend
You ever could meet
Ill put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat