Lyrics:

(Operator? Get me the President of the world! ...This is an emergency!)

Do your neighbor a favor, collect their morning paper
And clip out all the sad bits, no one wants to read that
Let them take their kids to school and the zoo in peace

When you're standing near
Tokyo Police Club
When you're standing next to me
Tokyo Police Club
When you take the tunnel
Arresting you for being in love

Caught the fever that's spreading
Do you have a warm bed we could stay the night in
It's all sick boys in this house, no one wants to feed us
Dumb kid, you should have hid, you'd stand a better chance there

When you're standing near
Tokyo Police Club
When you're standing next to me
Tokyo Police Club
Lost in the Pacific
Arresting you for being in love