Lyrics:

Have you ever had one of those days
when nothing goes right
Your wife starts bitchin 'bout whatever
it was she was bitchin about last night
You escape into the bathroom
just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your
business the toilet paper's gone


Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day so you, better get off my back
You might get cold cocked if you cross my path
Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass


Well, i was runnin late for work
so i poured me some coffee to go
And just before i had a flat tire
i spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrollman pulled up
i thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my
hand he shot me with pepper spray


Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day so you, better get off my back
You might get cold cocked if you cross my path
Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass


When i finally made it to work
i was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
but he fired me anyway
So here i am out in the parking lot
just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna give him a goodbye
present that he never will forget


Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day so you, better get off my back
You might get cold cocked if you cross my path
Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass...