Lyrics:

Met A Woman She's Spouting Prose
she's Got Luggage Eyes And A Roman Nose
her Body Is Slung From Side To Side
need A Lift She Said Much Obliged
i'm Riding Piggy-Back
then I Came To Her Shack

we Go Inside The Place It's A Mess
she Said My Name's The Liquid Poetess
she Unties Her Mouth
and Her Buckskin Dress
she Drinks From A Bottle
labelled Tenderness
i'm In One Hand In The Other's A Can

she Puts Me In The Can
and Smiles Through The Wall
i Got The Horror's 'cause I'm One Inch Tall
next Thing I Know's A Girl By My Side
dressed In A Bayleaf She's Trying To Hide
i Asked Her Name She Said Germaine
do The Rock Do The One Inch Rock.