Lyrics:

Met A Woman Shes Spouting Prose
shes Got Luggage Eyes And A Roman Nose
her Body Is Slung From Side To Side
need A Lift She Said Much Obliged
im Riding Piggy-Back
then I Came To Her Shack

we Go Inside The Place Its A Mess
she Said My Names The Liquid Poetess
she Unties Her Mouth
and Her Buckskin Dress
she Drinks From A Bottle
labelled Tenderness
im In One Hand In The Others A Can

she Puts Me In The Can
and Smiles Through The Wall
i Got The Horrors cause Im One Inch Tall
next Thing I Knows A Girl By My Side
dressed In A Bayleaf Shes Trying To Hide
i Asked Her Name She Said Germaine
do The Rock Do The One Inch Rock.