Lyrics:

Well I Dont Know What To Do About My Mummy,
cos Shes Been On The Bottle All Day Long,
i Dont Know What To Do About My Mummy,
cos Shes Been On The Bottle All Day Long,
i Called The Doctor This Morning, Said I Give You Warning,
shed Better Leave That Whisky Alone.

well Now Daddy Went And Left Us Last Summer,
thats When Mummy Took That Bottle Off The Shelf,
i Found Her On The Floor, Crying Out For More,
she Dont Know What To Do With Herself,
i Called The Doctor This Morning, Said I Give You Warning,
shed Better Leave That Whisky Alone.

well Now Daddy Went And Left Us Last Summer,
thats When Mummy Took To Drinking All Day Long,
she Started On The Wheat Things, And Went On To The Sweet Things,
now Shes Drinking Something Thats Real Strong,
i Called The Doctor This Morning, Said I Give You Warning,
shed Better Leave That Whisky Alone.

well, You Better Leave That Whisky Alone,
well, Shed Better Leave That Whisky, Better Leave That Whisky,
better Leave That Whisky Alone,
i Called The Doctor This Morning, Said I Give You Warning,
shed Better Leave That Whisky Alone.