Lyrics:

1997
Writer: David Bellamy

Well, it's a story that's been told before,9
But this time there's a twist
I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss
I know I don't deserve no sympathy, but I think it's a sin
My wife left me for my girlfriend

Like Thelma and Louise, they took off in the dead of the night
In a ninety one suburban with a loaded forty-five
Well, I called up the authority, but where would I begin
My wife left me for my girlfriend

She was the sweetest thing on earth always, always so true
She loved me with a passion, yeah, my wife did, too
I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it
My wife left me for my girlfriend


Now, I know what you gals are thinking
Yeah, that bastard got what he deserved
And in the battle of the sexes, the lines have surely gotten blurred
But I just want the both of them to come back home again
My wife left me for my girlfriend

Well, I even asked my lawyer, he said, 'Son, it seems to be a trend.'
My wife left me for my girlfriend