Lyrics:

She was asleep when i hobbled to the bed
With a broken foot bleeding
I clawed at her head
'The mirror tumbled on me', i cried
'But it wasn't my fault', i lied
Spend my hole life neurotic and fat
Now i'm just a three-legged cat
Doctor said, 'we'll have to amputate that'
So now i'm just a three-legged cat
A three-legged cat