Lyrics:
Mother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterShow meEmpathyCalifornian sensibilitiesAll my problems spring from my troubled upbringingWe need to go right back to the beginningDisposessed from the outsetWhat you need is precisely what you getMother dear it should be you that's sitting hereOn this couch.Ouch.Mother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterOn my shoulder you're a chipOn my foot you're a blisterMother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterSo tell me what am I gonna doThey told me that maybe I could sueAnd oh how the manyWere corrupted by the fewSo I dance the mambo and the cha cha chaI run you over in my beautiful carDearest darling mummy dearestWe can't bear to have you near us.Mother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterOn my shoulder you're a chipOn my foot you're a blisterMother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterThe blame lies in the family nameIt's not my fault I did as I was taughtEscape to mongolia or timbuktuI know somehow, somewhereI'll be bumping into youYou see, I'm blamelessI had a mother who was shamelessNo wonder my life collapsedSee I'm aimlessWith all the analysisI think I'm having a relapseMother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterOn my shoulder you're a chipOn my foot you're a blisterMother dear you'll never be my sisterSeek the advice of a solicitorMother dear you'll never be my sisterOn my shoulder you're a chipOn my foot you're a blisterWe love youWe doWe've taken adviceWe may sueYou see I'm blamelessI shall remain namelessYou can't run away from the pastI know what her game isBut I've forgotten what my name isI'm just too frightened to askTell me what did you expectWhat you made is precisely what you getPrecisely what you getPrecisely what you get