Lyrics:

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, Im talkin ?bout motherfuckin Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
Golden Girls got me Sweatin To The Oldies
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please!
Three O Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so Whats Happening?
Dees knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin spin the bottle with my mom
I watch Cops with no pants on

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin out like Tori Spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I cant wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isnt it?
I like to pretend Im speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Dont need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean theyll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin to Journey
Givin myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin Im a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin out like Tori Spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum

Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, whats up?
Me you bitches! Im high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope cant help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin out like Tori Spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni