Lyrics:

Oh-ho-ho, I don't believe it
Tah, thah, ah, oh
Don't touch me
Hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell 'em who we are

Well, we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go (that sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show (right)

We take all kinda pills that give us all kinda thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll getcha
When you get your picture on the cover of the rolling stone
wanna see my picture on the cover

(Stone) wanna buy five copies for my mother (yeah!)
(Stone) wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
That's a very (whoo!), very good idea
Ah-ha-ha

I got a freaky old lady named a Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
Driving my limousine

Now it's all designed to blow our minds
But our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll getcha
When you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone
wanna see our pictures on the cover

(Stone) wanna buy five copies for our mothers (yeah!)
(Stone) wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
Hey, I know how, rock and roll
Oh, that's beautiful

We got a lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who'd do anything we say
We got a genuine Indian guru
Who's teaching us a better way
We've got all the friends, that money can buy
So we never have to be alone (no)

And we keep gettin' richer, but we can't get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
wanna see my picture on the cover

(Stone) wanna buy five copies for my mother (I want one)
(Stone) wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
On the cover of the Rollin'-
gonna see my picture on the cover

I don't know why we ain't on the cover, baby
(Stone) gonna buy five copies for my mother (we're beautiful fellas)
(Stone) gonna see my smiling face (I ain't kiddin' ya, oh, we would make a beautiful cover)
On the cover of the Rolling Stone (a fresh shot, right up front, man, I can see it now)
We'll be on the front smilin' man, ahh, beautiful