Lyrics:

A Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
a Friend With Weed Is Better,
a Friend With Breasts And All The Rest,
a Friend Who's Dressed In Leather,

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
a Friend Who'll Tease Is Better ,
our Thoughts Compress,
which Makes Us Blessed,
and Makes For Stormy Weather,

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
my Japanese Is Better,
and When She's Pressed, She Will Undress,
and Then She's Boxing Clever,

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
a Friend Who Bleeds Is Better,
my Friend Confessed She Passed The Test,
and We Will Never Sever,

day's Dawning, Skins Crawling [repeat Three More Times]
pure Morning, [repeat This Three More Times]

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
a Friend Who'll Tease Is Better,
our Thoughts Compress,
which Makes Us Blessed,
and Makes For Stormy Weather,

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
a Friend Who Bleeds Is Better,
my Friend Confessed She Passed The Test,
and We Will Never Sever,

day's Dawning, Skins Crawling [repeat Three More Times]
pure Morning,[repeat This Three More Times]

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
my Japanese Is Better,
and When She's Pressed, She Will Undress,
and Then She's Boxing Clever,

a Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed,
a Friend With Weed Is Better,
a Friend With Breasts And All The Rest,
a Friend Who's Dressed In Leather