Lyrics:

Theres A County Map To Go On The Wall
a Hurling Stick And A Shinty Ball
the Bric, The Brac, The Craic And All
lets Call It An Irish Pub
caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny On Tap
the Guinness Pie And That Cabbage Crap
the Ideal Wannabee Paddy Trap
well Call It An Irish Pub

whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! I Swear Upon The Holy Book
the Only craic Youll Get Is A Slap In The Ear
whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! Ill Up And Burst Yer Filthy Mug
if You Draw One More Shamrock In Me Beer!

well Raise The Price O Beer A Dollar
well Make em Wear A Shirt And Collar
well Fly A Bloody Tri-Colour
and Call It An Irish Pub
jger Bombs And Double Shots
the Underagers Think Its Tops
well Spike The Drinks And Pay The Cops
we Got Us An Irish Pub

the Quick One In The Filthy Bog
the Partin Glass Across The Lug
o The Lady-O, The Dirty Dog
we Got Us An Irish Pub
its Over To Me And Over To You
well Skip Along The Avenue
and Who Thell Is Ronnie Drew
we Got Us An Irish Pub

whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! I Swear Upon The Holy Book
the Only craic Youll Get Is A Slap In The Ear
whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! Ill Up And Burst Yer Filthy Mug
if You Draw One More Shamrock In Me Beer!

plasma Screens And Neon Lights
kara-Farkin-Oke Nights
the Bouncers They Can Pick The Fights
well Call It An Irish Pub
plastic Cups, A Polished Floor
well Hose The Blood Right Out The Door
and Let The Knucklers Back For More
we Got Us An Irish Pub

whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! I Swear Upon The Holy Book
the Only craic Youll Get Is A Slap In The Ear
whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! Ill Up And Burst Yer Filthy Mug
if You Draw One More Shamrock In Me Beer!

oh Top O The Mornin, Garryowen
kiss Me Im Irish, Molly Malone
failte, Slainte, Pog Ma Thon
we Got Us An Irish Pub
spike The Punch And Strip The Willow
strike Me Up The Rakes O Mallow
the Liffey Never Ran So Shallow
we Got Us An Irish Pub

whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! I Swear Upon The Holy Book
the Only craic Youll Get Is A Slap In The Ear
whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked! Ill Up And Burst Yer Filthy Mug
if You Draw One More Shamrock In Me Beer!