Lyrics:

What A Sad State Of Affairs Im In
cause Im Tryin To Compete Where I Just Dont Fit In
cause The Country, If You Call It That, From Off The Row
aint Country Just Because Im Old Enough To Know That

that Aint Country
thats A Natural Fact
its Full Of Tales Of Good Times And Happy Endings
my Life Aint Like That
so Ill Keep Listenin To The Old Songs
that My Grandad Used To Play
full Of Pain And Heartache And Desperation
and The Ones That Got Away
the Ones That Speak To Me
the Way I Feel Today

so Tell Me, Whatever Happened To The Country Songs
full Of Truth And Consequences, All The Things Gone Wrong
someone Came And Changed It Up, Made It All A Lie
id Like To Spit A Little Beach-Nut Right In That Dudes Eye, cause

that Aint Country
thats A Natural Fact
its Full Of Tales Of Good Times And Happy Endings
my Life Aint Like That
so Ill Keep Listenin To The Old Songs
that My Grandad Used To Play
full Of Pain And Heartache And Desperation
and The Ones That Got Away
the Ones That Speak To Me
tthe Way I Feel Today

spoken
now Listen Here

we Got Waylon Singin Songs About A Ramblin Man
and Juniors Got A Cold One In His Hand
and The Possums Gettin Drunk Again, Imagine That
and Charlie Daniels Playin Fiddle Underneath That Hat
and John And June Are Goin Back And Forth Again
and David Allan Coe Is Singin bout His Kin
and Haggard Sings The Songs Thatll Save Your Soul
and Willie Sings The Songs About The Hearts He Stole, cause

that Shits Country
thats A Natural Fact
its Full Of Tales Of Hard Times And Complications
aint Life Like That
so Ill Keep Listenin To The Old Songs
that My Grandad Used To Play
full Of Pain And Heartache And Desperation
and The Ones That Got Away
the Ones That Speak To Me
the Way I Feel Today
the Ones That Speak To Me
the Way I Feel Today