Lyrics:

Note While There Is A Pounding Beat In The Background, The
song Is Spoken Rather Than Sung
what Were Gonna Do Right Here Is Go Back, Way Back, Back Into Time
when The Only People That Existed Were Troglodytes...cave Men...
cave Women...neanderthal...troglodytes. Lets Take The Average
cave Man At Home, Listening To His Stereo. Sometimes Hed Get Up
try To Do His Thing. Hed Begin To Move, Something Like This
dance...dance. When He Got Tired Of Dancing Alone, Hed Look
in The Mirror gotta Find A Woman Gotta Find A Woman Gotta Find A
woman Gotta Find A Woman. Hed Go Down To The Lake Where All The
woman Would Be Swimming Or Washing Clothes Or Something. Hed Look
hed Grab Her By The Hair. You Cant Do That Today, Fellas, Cause
it Might Come Off. Youd Have A Piece Of Hair In Your Hand And Shed
be Swimming Away From You (Ha-Ha). This One Woman Just Lay There
wet And Frightened. He Said move...move. She Got Up. She Was A
big Woman. Big Woman. Her Name Was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She Was One
of The Butt Sisters. He Didnt Care. He Looked Up At Her And Said
sock It To Me Sock It To Me Sock It To Me Sock It To Me Sock It To Me
sock It To Me Sock It To Me Sock It To Me!. She Looked Down On Him
she Was Ready To Crush Him, But She Began To Like Him. She Said
(Falsetto)
ill Sock It To Ya, Daddy. He Said wha. She Said (Falsetto)
ill Sock It To Ya, Daddy. You Know What He Said He Started It Way
back Then. I Wouldnt Lie To You. When She Said (Falsetto)
ill Sock It To Ya, Daddy He Said right On! Right On! Hotpants!
hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh