Lyrics:

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult)
won't You Come Over And Stay For A While.
take A Seat, Have A Drink, We'd Have A Nice Time.
turn On The Tv. I Believe It's Prime Time.
i'll Make You Chicken Cacciatore In Five.
there's A Woman Down At 314 Who Can't Keep The Stains On Her Kitchen Floor
clean.
and There's A Man Who's Been Knocking On His Own Door For Three Years, Or Has
it Been Four
i Don't Want To Spend The Winter In This House All Alone.
those Neighbors Of Mine Keep Coming Over And Playing With My Mind.
i Would Like To Love You. I Sure Would Treat You Right,
we Could Take The Trash Out Every Thursday Night.
here In My Neighborhood There Is The Strangest Thing -
green Buckets Every Friday At Every Driveway.
they're Filled With Glasses, Plastics And Newspapers Too.
they Say They Recycle And Bring Them Back To You.
i Would Like To Love You I Sure Would Treat You Right,
we Could Take The Trash Out Every Thursday Night.
we Could Be A Family, Consume Many Goods.
we Could Be The Pillars Of The Neighborhood.
ah Babe, I'm A Real Hard Worker. With The Proper Tools.
i'll Make You Anything You Yearn For.
the Barbarians Are At The Gate, Come In Before It's Too Late.
i Have Food Enough To Last The Two Of Us About A Year.
one Thousand Cans Of Chowder And One Thousand Cans Of Beer.
i Love My Neighbors Like I Love My Own Brothers,
but Every Year They Are Getting Odder And Odder.
i Would Like To Love You. I Sure Would Treat You Right,
we Could Take The Trash Out Every Thursday Night.
we Could Be A Family, Consume Many Goods.
we Could Be The Pillars Of The Neighborhood.