Lyrics:

1980 album Ed Bruce
Writer(s): Ed Bruce, Patsy Bruce, Ron Peterson

There was only me and her and him
The bar was giving last call, so, I thought I'd move on in
And I was slick and feeling like a man
So, I took the stool between them
Ordered one more round for me and her and him

I placed my arm across the back of her bar stool
And I don't remember what I said but, at the time it sounded cool
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
She just paid her tab, tipped the man
And left me sitting there alone with him

CHORUS:
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
There's yes's and there's no's and there's maybe's
There's teasing and pleasing, they start learning when they're babies
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies

Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
And he said, ain't they all a mystery? Haha, sonny, it's a sin
But they're all sitting on the world we're trying to win
Ah, but you know I love a mystery
So let's drink another round to you and me and them

CHORUS:
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
There's yes's and no's and there's maybe's
There's teasing and pleasing. they start learning when they're babies
There's girls there's women and there's ladies

CHORUS:
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
There's yes's and no's and there's maybe's
There's teasing and pleasing. they start learning when they're babies
I love all the girls and women and the ladies

CHORUS:
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
There's yes's and no's and there's maybe's
There's teasing and pleasing, they start learning when they're babies
There's girls...