Lyrics:

Well you look so cute in your Levis suit

Struttin' down Collins Street

With your Pucci shoes and your faded blues

Honey you look so neat

You dress so well no one could tell

You spend Thursdays with your mechanic

Suburban passion it's all the fashion

Your husband don't need to panic



Mercedes Ladies they got it made

Cos when they dig they use a silver spade

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies



You look so smug on your Persian rug

Say your Afghan's got a pedigree

You rest your head on your antique bed

And talk about your arts degree

You act so cool by your heated pool

And take your lunch at three

Own half a boutique that's oh so chic

And work hard for charity



Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet

Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies



You knew there's only one thing better than a 250S

and that's a 280SL or a 280SE and there's only one thing better

than a 350SL and that's a 280CE or a 350SLC or a 300SEL V8



Take pottery classes and you make passes

At every young man you find

Recapture your youth oh ain't it the truth

That you're just one of a kind

You could be left or you could be right

Or you might just vote for kicks

But you're the perfect wife in a perfect life

I won't bore you with politics



Mercedes Ladies they got it made

Cos when they dig they use a silver spade

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies



Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet

Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies

Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies