Lyrics:

Hello, Shoes
im Sorry, But Im Gonna Have To Stand On You Again

oh, Wow!
what A Horrible Dream I Just Had!

i Looked In The Sky
where An Elephants Eye
was Looking At Me
from A Bubblegum Tree
and All That I Knew Was
the Hole In My Shoe Which
was Letting In Water
(Letting In Water)
letting In Water

oh, No
what A Really Heavy Bummer

i Walked Through A Field
that Just Wasnt Real
with One Hundred Tin Soldiers
that Stood At My Shoulder
(Fascists)
and All That I Knew Was
the Hole In My Shoe Which
was Letting In Water
(Letting In Water)
letting In Water

oh, No
whats Happening

i Climbed On The Back Of A Giant Anchovy
and Flew Off Through A Gap In The Clouds
to A Land Where Music Was Playing
incredibly Loudly
and Everyone Was Really Happy
and Having A Really Good Time

except Me

i Started To Fall
and Suddenly Woke
and The Dew On The Grass
had Soaked Through My Coat
and All That I Knew Was
the Hole In My Shoe Which
was Letting In Water
(Letting In Water)
letting In Water

oh, What An Amazingly Beautiful Vibe
i Think Im Gonna Get In The Bath With My Shoes On
cause, Like, It Wont Make Any Difference, Right
oh, Wow!
hey, I Feel Like Im Just, Like, Floating
is Anyone Lighting A Joss Stick
i Must Be A Pretty Amazing Guy, Right
to Have Dreamed All This
maybe Its cause I Ate All That Cheese I Found
under The Cooker
oh No, Hang On

oh, I Must Be Back In Reality Again
oh No, Look At All That Washing Up
heavy
oh No, The Plugholes Bunged Up With Cornflakes
i Wonder Why They Dont Make Whole-Meal Cornflakes
oh No, Dennis Moores Delivered More Lupins.