Lyrics:

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This is the school song (Black Box Recorder)
This is the school song (Black Box Recorder)
This is the school song (Black Box Recorder)
This is the school song (Black Box Recorder)
Welcome to the school of song
It'll help you achieve perfection
Destroy your record collection
It's for your own protection

Heard in on Sunday evening
Organized a bit of a do
Get off the phone, Mum
Someone important's trying to get through

(Number one)
24/7 promotion
(Number one)
It's hard work, but it's fun
(Number one)
Adventures start in shopping centres
(Number one)
Pray that we're number one
(Being number one)
A bed of roses
(Number one)
A box of chocolates
(Number one)
A bowl of cherries
(Number one)
Being number one
Being number one
Being number one
Being one

GSOH Q.E.D
GSOH Q.E.D. (Q.E.D.)
Fun-loving couple seek disco diva
Quietly professional; non-smoker
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New to the area; upwardly mobile
Educated female seeks Adonis
(GSOH Q.E.D.) (Q.E.D.)

I love you, I want you
Must have you, I still love you
These are the things that keep us together
These are the things that keep us together

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This is the girls guide
All you gotta do to be a real diva
Is sit in silence
Dripping diamonds in the back seat
Of a limousine
This is the cut-out-and-keep, read-it-and-weep
Guide for the real diva
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars

I want to be the new Diana
Lying on a yacht reading photo-magazines
I want to be the new Diana
Visiting the shore occasionally

I was brought up to the sound of the synthesizer
I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
I came alive to the smoldering fire in your eyes
I love you now and I will till the day that I die

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(This is the school song)
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(This is the school song)
It'll help you achieve perfection
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(This is the school song)
It's for your own protection
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(This is the school song)
Destroy your record collection