Lyrics:

There's no limit to the riches I want to see
I met this man, he said he would do anything for me
I was a little nervous, but I went there anyway
I never guessed that he would smile at me and say;
'Hello, I welcome you into my humble store', (to my humble store)
'I've got lots of merchandise, I've got everything and more', (everything and more)
'Today we have a sale on welfare, an offer you can't ignore', (you can't ignore)
It will put you on a pedestal, separate you from the poor


His ice-cold heart and smiling face in perfect symmetry
His gratitude increased, as I bought my destiny
His smiling mask fell off, I saw the horns upon his head
I won't forget the moment when he laughed at me and said;
'Hello, I welcome you into my humble store', (to my humble store)
'I've got lots of merchandise, I've got everything and more', (everything and more)
'Today we have a sale on welfare, an offer you can't ignore', (you can't ignore)
It will put you on a pedestal, separate you from the poor
I guess you'll say 'stupidity isn't easily measured'
'But my degradation was unbearable'
'Hello, I welcome you into my humble store', (to my humble store)
'I've got lots of merchandise, I've got everything and more', (everything and more)
'Today we have a sale on welfare, an offer you can't ignore', (you can't ignore)
It will put you on a pedestal, separate you from the poor
'Hello, I welcome you into my humble store', (to my humble store)
'I've got lots of merchandise, I've got everything and more', (everything and more)
'Today we have a sale on welfare, an offer you can't ignore', (you can't ignore)
It will put you on a pedestal, separate you from the poor
'Hello, I welcome you into my humble store', (to my humble store)
'I've got lots of merchandise, I've got everything and more', (everything and more)
'Today we have a sale on welfare, an offer you can't ignore', (you can't ignore)
It will put you on a pedestal, separate you from the poor